Katana vs. Osiris (Complete)

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Postby Chaos Marine » Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:27 pm

3. The question is not wrong with GIRLS, you see, but wha'ts wrong with GUYS these days...

Can't argue with this, unfortunetly. :(
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Postby Xenopraetoria15 » Sat May 15, 2004 7:21 am

Heh heh...who can't? I will now post this plea on THIS post. Hudge, HEEEEELP!!!
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Postby Chaos Marine » Fri May 21, 2004 6:53 pm

Why don't you paste it into a doc file and then paste it, about 6-8 pages a go?
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Postby The 13th raptor » Sat May 22, 2004 7:42 am

I think Tom Paris looks very very cute.. such a nice smile.. ;)

sorry for OT but i had to say it *smirks*
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Postby Xenopraetoria15 » Tue May 25, 2004 10:32 pm

Bah...Tom Paris is alright, but I've seen better. For instance, there is a certain blond-haired elf in a certain trilogy who wields a bow like fire and is the companion of a Man and a Dwarf. I swear if I ever meet him in real life, I will either go into berserkermode and knock his bodyguards out and shower him with kisses (beating savagely any girls who try to do the same) or else just die. Which one, I do not know.
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Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

--Lord Of The Rings

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Postby sd100ac » Wed May 26, 2004 3:47 am

this is like a bad joke, I gatta say. "How many men does it take to tell one woman how to post a story using cut & paste" C'mon Xenopraetoria15, we all learned this in pre school, some of us just ate the paste...
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Postby whitestar » Wed May 26, 2004 3:56 am

I have to agree with SD, on the other hand, i didnt even know we had girls on this forum, i mean there was some signs, but i just thought some one was a little odd. I guess space sims arent just directed to the male population. This is news to me.

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Postby Xenopraetoria15 » Wed May 26, 2004 10:12 pm

See? You really do learn something every day! Jerk...

The reason I didn't just cut and paste the thing in the first place is because I thought there was a way to attach word documents to posts like you would do to bitmaps or pics. Excuse me for not knowing how to cut and paste a word document onto a message board. I am very sorry for my stupidity. Now, are you happy?
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Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
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Postby whitestar » Thu May 27, 2004 12:41 am

Remember cut and paste is your friend, i dont think we really need to point out the girls flaws anymore since she has done it for us. Anyhow i dont post to gloat, nice story.

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Postby Xenopraetoria15 » Thu May 27, 2004 3:59 am

What flaws you are talking about I would like to know myself, since you said the flaws with "girls" and not "Xeno". So apparently, all girls must be like me :rolleyes: , which means that obviously they would never get a guy :eek: , so they would never have kids, :( so the world's population would slowly decay and finally die :( . Now I hope you realize how stupid that sounds, you dumbshit. :mad:
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Postby whitestar » Thu May 27, 2004 6:12 am

Dumbsh!t? Ok someone needs to take up the burden of being the adult and since i am present i take it upon myself to do just that. Honestly what guy would want a girl that cant cut and paste.

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Postby sd100ac » Thu May 27, 2004 8:00 pm

Ok, everyone breath deep, lol. I guess thats what you call a genuine misunderstanding.

But let not even talk about how many men it takes to tell one woman to post her story in the "Fan Fiction" forum...

Hee hee, dont take it personally Xeno, I'm just messing with you!
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Postby Xenopraetoria15 » Sat May 29, 2004 12:50 am

Bah. I'm not that sensitive or short-tempered or else I'd have filled this thread with insults and flaming as fast as I could think them and my fingers could type them. It's already done and posted, page by page, in the Fan Fiction section, for all to read. I'm guessing that the 62 views but no replies is a good thing...?
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Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
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Postby Xenopraetoria15 » Sat May 29, 2004 12:52 am

Oh yes one other thing sd100ac. I just noticed your sig and I'm trusting that the name "Xenopraetoria15" will never go on that "People I want to kill" list of yours? Ol' buddy ol' pal *big smile* :D

As for you whitestar if you're going to insult someone direct it at them not their entire gender. If you still think I can't cut and paste, then it is your problem, not mine. Want proof? Fan Fiction section. Look for "Here it is!", and take note what it is and who created it. And no, I didn't have a man or anyone else do it for me. So go ahead and insult me or flame me all you want from here on out; this thread is now yours. I've said all I need to say, what you do is up to you. So, theoretically, I'M taking the role of the adult here, wouldn't you agree?
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Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

--Lord Of The Rings

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Postby Chaos Marine » Sat May 29, 2004 1:22 am

Yes, it's easy to see how much you enjoyed copying and pasting but next time try paasting more text into each post, i tried reading it but because of the amount of posts i couldn't keep reading.
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Postby Xenopraetoria15 » Sat May 29, 2004 5:34 pm

Figured one page per post would be enough, but doing that would have left like 3 words out of a sentence on the next page. And stop with the frickin cut-and-paste jokes for god's sake. I know perfectly well how to cut and paste. And to answer all your "How many men does it take to tell a woman how to...?" jokes, the answer is NONE. And I do not love cutting and pasting so much it took me 27 or so replies to get it onto one threat. And, no, I'm not blonde. So this should answer all your questions.
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Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

--Lord Of The Rings

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Postby Chaos Marine » Sat May 29, 2004 6:00 pm

Joke? Look at at the first part of my sig. I have all the sense of humour of a leather boot

And i have posted six pages of text at a time when i was posting my 'The Janik's Crusade'. I believe there was a more significant amount of text to each post than yours
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Postby Xenopraetoria15 » Sat May 29, 2004 6:50 pm

Yes but how this pertains to me I do not know, since unless you are what your sig says and you are truly a hateful person, you have no reason to hate me.
Three rings for the elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

--Lord Of The Rings

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Postby Chaos Marine » Sat May 29, 2004 11:31 pm

Xenopraetoria15 wrote:stop with the frickin cut-and-paste jokes for god's sake


I thought that this was in regard to me. My mistake.

{Edit} I am also, more often than not, a very cruel and vicious person. And with a sense of honour so i'm as conflicted in quite a number of ways. I am, even by my own opinion (and probably quite correct in it as well) an odd, if not demented person.
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Postby Xenopraetoria15 » Mon May 31, 2004 1:56 am

Yep, you're demented. Not entirely, but about a fifth, probably more. The cut and paste joke thing was in regard to everyone who had something like a "How many men does it take to tell Xeno how to cut and paste?" sentence in their replies. I don't need that shit. I didn't write that story to be made fun of, for Christ's sake.
Three rings for the elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

--Lord Of The Rings

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