Katana vs. Osiris (Complete)

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Katana vs. Osiris (Complete)

Postby Xenopraetoria15 » Sun Apr 18, 2004 2:17 am

YAY! Despite not posting here for about 3-4 weeks, I finally finished my beloved KA story and am starting another. If someone could show me how to post it here for all to read, it would be greatly appreciated. Now for the next story, I've gotta figure out how to work Orlando Bloom in here...:D

Orlando Bloom = HOTTEST guy to walk the Earth. The girls' version of Britney Spears (cleaner, obivously), Man of the Millennia, hot as the sun's core. NEED I SAY MORE?!?!

I also have proof that Beowulf is a hacker, on a side note, and bought the Lord of The Rings complete version that is heavy enough to crush a skull lol. 289 pages and they finally get to (&$(&@# Moria!!! Grrrr....
Three rings for the elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

--Lord Of The Rings

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Postby White Tiger » Sun Apr 18, 2004 3:04 am

Orlando Bloom = HOTTEST guy to walk the Earth. The girls' version of Britney Spears (cleaner, obivously), Man of the Millennia, hot as the sun's core. NEED I SAY MORE?!?!



errr....oooooohhhK
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Postby teeth_03 » Sun Apr 18, 2004 3:28 am

*calles the guys in white suits with the straight-jackets*

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Postby Xenopraetoria15 » Sun Apr 18, 2004 3:40 am

What? IT'S TRUE!!! It's a girl thing, and unless you're a Queer Eye guy you obviously wouldn't understand
Three rings for the elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

--Lord Of The Rings

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Postby Kt'Hyla » Sun Apr 18, 2004 3:43 am

The girls' version of Britney Spears (cleaner, obivously)
You obviuosly haven't seen him off camera, he ain't that clean. ;)

Anyhow, how long is the story?
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Postby Xenopraetoria15 » Sun Apr 18, 2004 3:48 am

Ehhhh....34 pages long. *Uploads Legolas pic and puts it on her desktop to stare at every day*

...*sticks tongue out at rest of KA men*
Three rings for the elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

--Lord Of The Rings

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Postby White Tiger » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:26 am

u r a girl....right?
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Postby teeth_03 » Sun Apr 18, 2004 5:11 am

I hope so....

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Postby Krenn sutai-Rustazh » Sun Apr 18, 2004 5:29 am

better be :D
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Postby White Tiger » Sun Apr 18, 2004 7:28 am

well....they don't have to be...different strokes for different folk yaknow
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Postby Carl Donitz » Sun Apr 18, 2004 11:05 pm

*shrugs*
What's wrong with girls these days, i don't see how Orlando Bloom is hot.
Sooooooo wrong......
Orlando should be shot! :mad:

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Postby Xenopraetoria15 » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:14 am

1. Xenopraetoria15 is a full-blooded female (the word "Praetorian" should have been an instant hint)
2. I wholeheartedly agree with Carl Donitz when he said he should be shot (let's see how long it takes for him to get it)
3. The question is not wrong with GIRLS, you see, but wha'ts wrong with GUYS these days...
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Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

--Lord Of The Rings

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Postby Kt'Hyla » Mon Apr 19, 2004 3:56 am

Here we go again... :rolleyes:
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Postby Xenopraetoria15 » Mon Apr 19, 2004 4:08 am

Oi! 12 replies and none of them about the gakking story! See if you live through the sequel...

Think of it this way. To girls, or me at least, Orlando Bloom is like...Persephone (the merovingian's wife) in the Matrix Revolution with her little skin-tight cleavage city red and black (very in-season, I must say. Must find out who has it...) outfit. OK? OK!
Three rings for the elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

--Lord Of The Rings

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Postby mochloD » Mon Apr 19, 2004 12:21 pm

Xenopraetoria15 wrote:Oi! 12 replies and none of them about the gakking story! See if you live through the sequel...

Think of it this way. To girls, or me at least, Orlando Bloom is like...Persephone (the merovingian's wife) in the Matrix Revolution with her little skin-tight cleavage city red and black (very in-season, I must say. Must find out who has it...) outfit. OK? OK!

Monica Belucci (sp?).. now youre talking my kind of language!

Your story, what did you use to write it with? Most people just copy/paste from Word or whatever. 34 pages is a lot of pages, maybe you could send it to me and i could upload it or something.
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Postby teeth_03 » Mon Apr 19, 2004 8:35 pm

a women who likes the Matrix,now were talken....

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Postby Xenopraetoria15 » Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:38 am

Oh good GOD...!
Three rings for the elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

--Lord Of The Rings

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Postby Xenopraetoria15 » Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:04 am

*speaks mysterious elven tongue and breathes life back into her post*

I used Word, and Hudge told me how to put it on a post, but I haven't the foggiest idea how. Suggestions, anyone?
Three rings for the elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

--Lord Of The Rings

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Postby White Tiger » Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:08 am

errrr...cut and past...and please put it in the Fan Fiction area
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Postby RacerX » Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:14 am

hehe Girl you have got them all steaming now :) i hope to see the story soon ..... thanks for modeling that Bloom guy after me :p and yes the Lord of The Rings novel is heavy enough to crush the human skull if held at the right angle :)

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